LAGER BEER DIVERSION SAFE – the best place to hide anything is in plain sight. According to the Chicago Crime Commission, a burglar spends an average of 8 minutes in the victim’s home. Put the odds in your favor by hiding your valuables in plain sight. The diversion safe is a unique home-security product that allows you to discreetly store your valuables in these containers that blend in with other items on your shelves.. We offer a wide variety of personal care, household products and food containers with removable tops and bottoms. Each is indistinguishable from the genuine product and is even weighted to feel full.